max makes two million

Hey Max, you were kissed by fire!
More like pashed.

We ate some Pringles yesterday without you.
No you didn't because if you did you would tell me. [One minute later] Loulou, you need to get Facebook back because I forget what I say. Ages ago you said that I said something that was worthy for a Facebook update. You said you would do it and I was like yeah. Then I asked you again and said you would do it and I was like yeah. But you didn't. And now I am left with a terrible memory crisis of knowing I said something worthy. [Walks away then returns with Pringles] Do you want one Pringle?

Yeah [grabs 3].
Can you not count?

xx
Lou