max makes seven million

Pieces of Conversation with Max

What else do you want from me? I sent you a text, I sent you an email - I've used all my comedy for the day up on you.

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Did I tell you that at the party her legs faced towards me? I think that's a metaphysical sign.

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Are you going to do another 'Max' post? Oh don't. You've gotta pace it out, make them love me.

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It's strange to think that Japan has the same cutlery as China.

What about the entire Western world having the same cutlery?

I was about to get onto that. There must be somewhere in the world that has cutlery that we can't even imagine.

xx
Lou