Thursday, October 17

max makes seven million

Pieces of Conversation with Max

What else do you want from me? I sent you a text, I sent you an email - I've used all my comedy for the day up on you.


Did I tell you that at the party her legs faced towards me? I think that's a metaphysical sign.


Are you going to do another 'Max' post? Oh don't. You've gotta pace it out, make them love me.


It's strange to think that Japan has the same cutlery as China.

What about the entire Western world having the same cutlery?

I was about to get onto that. There must be somewhere in the world that has cutlery that we can't even imagine.



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