Tuesday, November 19
max makes eight million
Texts from Max
"There is a big tuna can on the desk with a bunch of coco puffs and a bit of milk and some baitbeans in the cupboard for you to ravish yourself in"
"The shuttle should really pick people at a time according to that person's anxiety level"
"There is an old guy in the back of the shuttle with his ancient, portable radio, listening to a discussion"
"What is hollandaise?" An egg? Why is it listed separately on the menu? Can I order just that?"
"No - that's like ordering just chocolate sauce."
"Well - you can see why I was baffled!"
Waiter: May I take your plates?
Max: Have a good day! [It was 10 pm [...this was probably more hilarious at the time...].]